Holly has an infectous enthusiasm for bringing people into the hobby. So far, science has not found a cure.

Lex is biding his time before he harvests his co-hosts organs for his eldritch scenario writing methodology. Until then, he's doing his best to make them sound good.

Nathan suffers from acute acquisition disorder, which can only be satisfied with more zines. Sadly, there's never enough time to get them all to the table. 

Alex has never met a scenario that couldn't use a rocket launcher. Or a garden gnome.